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| With that metalwork he really carries of the "Goering" role. |
In his column, he admits to having had no idea what "stoolball" was, until 2 years ago. This is a member of the party who believe that anyone coming here from the outside should be required to know how we do things before being allowed to stay. Well you fail Mendo,
anyone who has lived in Adur for any period of time would have at least once in their lives played a game of stoolball. You are clearly not qualified to live here, f*ck off.
I do hope that this upcoming game will be a traditional affair with solid wood ball, delivered at head height with vigour. It's an important part of Stoolball to understand just how much a ball hit to the temple really stings, I do hope that the ladies won't be holding back. For the record, has anyone told him that running will be involved?
Please remember though, if you're in Worthing on the 25th, and feel tremors, it's not an earthquake due to fracking, it's just a fat frack trying to run. I can't guarantee that it won't cause as much damage as a traditional earthquake though.
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