This story from the Harald is happily telling us that these creepy weirdoes are somehow providing a service to our area, and there to welcome them is, well documented supporter of all things scientology, Mike Mendoza, who looks like he has chosen Barry Chuckle to be his date for the evening.
The quality of reporting is up there with the best, as usual. Was it an intentional decision to claim that this gaggle of freaks came from Tunbridge Wells, or just bad reporting?
They certainly are not based in Tunbridge Wells, they are from Saint Hill, which is the other side of East Grinstead from Tunbridge Wells and home to no end of gullible fools, abused kids and manipulative recruiters like this alleged band.
Here's their contact details if you have any doubts about where these freaks are based, and no doubt there was plenty of dianetics leaflets handed out at this event along with their death inducing drugs rehabilitation programme, Narconon or "Say no to drugs" as it has become since the realisation that saunas and niacin do not assist with drug withdrawal and sometimes result in liver failure instead, which in some ways does cure drug addiction, as it's pretty tricky to get high when you're dead.
So remember to thank Adur and Worthing councils when your kids come home and tell you that they've signed a billion year contract to serve an alien prince who lives in a volcano, they won't be talking to you ever again as they need to dedicate their life to a made up process to get rid of millions of tiny critters that have attached themselves to their body. When they do this, you'll wish that they had done something marginally more sensible and started taking drugs.
Say yes to drugs, Say no to Scientology.
I CBM
