Pillars of the Community? Part 3

Well, there appear to be plenty of candidates for this series, could well become a regular feature.

This time we'll have a look at the Leader of the Council, Mr Neil Parkin, or Grand Moff Parkin as he likes to be known by his minions. By day a mild mannered (yeah right) Cab driver, but by night he becomes the bat brained avenger for the Xtian fundamentalist, far right.

If you think that the stereotypical cab driver is a right wing, over opinionated xenophobe, then be prepared to be astounded at just how accurate that view could really be.

This man is clearly nothing new in Tory circles, but one would have thought that in order to lead a council, you would have to at least have an ounce of intelligence. Parkin is as thick as two short planks covered in shit, and seems to rule the local council by deselecting anyone who opposes him. His fellow members are intimidated by his aggressive and abusive manner, so just imagine how he treats the public, yes he really gives them abuse.

Here's an example of how he behaves; My family had an allotment, Parkin visited when we were not present and pretended to find human shit on it, now he obviously is an expert on shit, probably as he speaks it pretty much constantly, but I fail to see how one could differentiate the difference between dogshit and peopleshit, but yes Parkin knew. The funny thing is that the week before we were told by another councillor (yes one of his party), that he had made it clear that we were to be "removed at any cost", because we had upset one of his friends by being overtly traveller like. The only shit on our allotment that day, or any other, was Parkin. This councillor also told us that if they actively supported us, that they had been told that Parkin would see that they would be deselected at the next election. With friends like Parkin, who needs enemas.

 

Parkin has been very vocal on discouraging travellers from entering Adur, and has supported Loughton in his crusade of hatred towards anyone not WASPy enough for their liking. During his "Fuhrers address" at the last public meeting, he even told his pals that "we need to fortify Adur against traveller invasions", yes we really need to keep the nasty gypsies out of our town they might be led to believe that we aren't a small minded small town community, why stop there Neil, maybe we could build a huge wall on the beach to keep out the French as well. I've got a better idea, how about we try and protect Adur against invasions from bigoted twats from Brighton who come here telling us how we should run our town, then we could tell them to piss off out of it and take their vile racist ideas with them when they leave.

 

Bye Bye, now run along like a good little boy Neil.

 

K

Pillars of the community? Part 2

Well, it's lucky that our local Conservative party have clearly identified myself as "unkempt", as opposed to their representatives who are clean cut and upstanding members of society, otherwise one could be forgiven for thinking that they were talking out of their arses.

As someone who doesn't really do all this smartphone and multi-functioning device nonsense, I was quite disappointed that I didn't have a camera with me on Saturday afternoon/evening. If I did, it would be a helluva lot funnier, as I saw my local Tory district councillor in Shoreham town centre.

This fella:

 

 

Now, don't let the photo fool you, He did not look anything like the "clean cut Tory" put forward on the CONservative literature, in fact, when I spotted him I first thought that he was a new local Jakey and so walked straight past. I then realised who it was and turned to ask him a couple of simple questions, like why I have not had a response from any of my democratically elected representatives for many months despite sending polite and courteous emails requesting a simple acknowledgement of existence. His response, "well, you brought it on yourself, you shouldn't have reported Mr Loughton to the police, should you.", well, that's the completed response, he had to take a few attempts to get the words in the right order, and the word "shouldn't" proved to be a tricky stumbling block. He then staggered into the offie for some more booze, and I went home for my tea, chuckling all the way.

It's all well and good for the local Tories to shout abuse at myself, but they really shouldn't be chucking allegations about if their representatives are staggering around town at 18:00h, under the impression that they are not a merely Councillor, but presenting themselves as more of a Lord (or maybe a newt) stereotype, reeking of booze and dressed like a tramp, looking as if they haven't slept, washed or changed clothes in a week.

If I am being slated by the local Tory party, they better have a closer look at themselves before throwing any more stones. I personally feel comfortable in the clothes I wear, and although not always brand new and up to date, they are always clean, as am I. I rarely consume alcohol, I don't think I've had any this year so far, and I don't use illegal or recreational drugs, I do smoke and swear though, but always in moderation. If the Tories would like me to behave like their representatives and stagger around town pissed as a fart and stinking to high heaven, then that's one more thing that we are never going to agree on, although on a plus note, at least most of our council tax, paid to certain councillors as allowances is being put back into the community via local hostelries and convenience stores.

Well done for buying local............

K

Pillars of the community?

WARNING: This post contains insults and some quite artistic similes.

As we all know, I am some kind of enemy of the state, and according to one source "a menace to society", obviously as this source chose to not name themselves I can be as rude as I like to imaginary people, and if "forthegreatergood" wants to complain then they will have to formally identify themselves openly, which as a coward they aren't likely to do.

So, as it's only myself and this pathetic individual who are aware of their identity, I feel that it is only fair that I should respond publicly to your cowardly faceless attack.

Forthegreatergood, you are cowardly, wheezing, warty, little piss dribble, and if I am a menace to your society, then good, I'm glad that I offend your f*ckstained idea of what "society" should be, and if I'm offending people like you, then I'm obviously doing something right. What's that, I'm making people like yours lives miserable? Hurrah, anything that I can do to show how miserable you really are gives me a rare, warm glow inside my cold dead heart.

 

I do like the personal insults about being "unkempt", however I'd rather have dirty shoes than a dirty mind like yours, and if your outward appearance matched the contents of your tiny little head, you would be covered head to foot in filth and leave a trail of oozing slime wherever you walked.

 

Very nice of you to call me a "benefit scrounger" though, that shows your political affiliation pretty clearly, and personally I think that after reconstructive spinal surgery, I do pretty well, you should try it sometime, I'm sure there are people queueing up to provide you with a broken neck in order for you to fully experience what it's like to be a "benefit scrounger". I doubt that you'd actually be interested in experiencing what other people do though, such is the nature of bigots like you, you're more content with simply spreading ideas that are the verbal equivalent of blood streaked pus dribbling down a diseased whore's thigh.

 

Keep up the good work.

K

 

 

Important announcement........

Another turgid Tory tosspot.

He's grinning because he's getting
 fat on your cash.

Just had a lovely Twatter chat with this lovely man, who like all Tories, thinks that he has a gods given right to be abusive to people but doesn't like it when someone gives him some back.

When it comes to receiving abuse, I'm pretty well in credit at the moment, especially from dumb Tory bigots. So I don't feel too bad about sticking up for myself. Today's principal pompous prat, is Cllr Patrick Warner, a Tory councillor from Eastbourne, who like all Tories is very much against anyone apart from right wingers being able to access free speech.

This idiot runs a blog called "A view from the chamber" presumably because he writes it whilst he's on the crapper, and fills his blog with the contents of his pot. It's the usual recycled right wing propaganda, that you find on all of these Tory blogs, but if he chooses to publish personal insults aimed at myself then I clearly have the right to ask why he has his head up his own arse.

He Didn't like me asking why he chose to call me nasty names and makes numerous libellous allegations against myself, and thinks that this is OK. Well Warner, it isn't, if you want to give me crap, you should expect some back.

 

As you can see, Warner is a fine figure of a man, with a chin that should be sponsored by Michelin (Restaurants or tyres, your choice), who like all Tory councillors is convinced that whatever a Tory MP tells him is the truth, and deep down is nothing more than a bullying thug with a misplaced sense of self importance, and the arrogance to believe that if anyone challenges him, they are instantly wrong.

 

Well, Warner, I don't care what you think of me, but if you want to start spreading nasty gossip about me, then you should be prepared to stand up and be counted. I even pointed out to him on his blog that he was not being entirely truthful, his response? He deleted the comment, even though I offered him the chance to ask me in an adult manner why exactly I viewed his opinions as rubbish. I guess that this is the Tory way, if someone doesn't agree with you, don't enter into discourse, just carry on believing the gospel according to Thatcher and ignore what the horrible poor people think.

 

K

 



 

The true face of the Tory Party.

Once upon a time there was a Tory Party supported organisation known as "The Monday Club", an innocuous name for a rather unpleasant group of Conservatives who got together every Monday to share their collective taste in apartheid regimes, ultra tight wing views, and according to some sources, the hire of young men for entertainment purposes, (just google "Elm Guest House", you'll get the idea). You can find a list of members here. You may recognise some of the names of members still knocking about in Parliament today.

Some years on, and there is another horrendous organisation whose membership seems to be sourced from the remnants of the Monday Club and other far right Tory Party types. Welcome to the views and opinions of "The Traditional Britain Group".

This is what they believe in:




































As you can see, these are a clearly unpleasant gang of Tories, I don't think that I really need to comment on any of these outdated, imperialist, racist, homophobic, and all round extremist ideas, but considering that membership of this organisation is not denounced by the Tory Party, we can only assume that as they don't appear to have a problem with it, and are happy for their party members to hold these ideas, that they must support the Traditional Britain Group and at least share some, if not all, of it's ideals.

It shouldn't really be a surprise that the Tory Party is full of bigots, but you wouldn't think that they'd want to shout about it.

Yes, our Tory MPs mix with these people and clearly don't feel the need to distance themselves from these fascist fossils and their misplaced superiority.

I am a little confused by the claim that Europe should be viewed as the enemy and we should prevent their involvement in "Britain", as this should be under the control of our Germanic Royal family, and various descendants of other German and French royal houses.

The Tories are about division and colonialism, no matter what they try and tell us, always have been, always will.

K

"A certain individual" thanks his supporters.

I assume that by not using a name, Loughton thinks that he can say what he likes, well obviously that is not really the case now is it Timmy? You refer to another document that does name myself, so I am perfectly entitled to defend myself against your crap.

Yes, he wishes to thank his supporters, you want to know who those supporters were? No, well tough, here's some of the organisations being quite vocal in their support of Loughton and his potentially racist views.

Yes Timbo, the fascists love you, and would probably kiss you if you want them to, they probably wouldn't even charge you extra for that.


It's not really a surprise that these extremist groups love Timbo, after all they have quite a lot in common.

What the idiot tabloid scum forgot to tell you.

Well, a brief update, I will go into details and provide evidence later on, but one of the more important things that The Daily Twat, didn't tell the public was this:

During the police investigation into Loughton, myself and my family received death threats through the post. These threats made it clear that myself and my family's lives would be in danger if I provided any further statements. There were 6 or 7 in all, and came in the form of letters, Xmas cards (which wasopened by my step son), and funerary tributes.

If you think that this kind of behaviour is acceptable, then keep voting for Loughton and the local Tory party. Myself, I think that scum who threaten kids lives, should be removed from society, not given the responsibility to lead it. That's just my opinion though, if you think that threatening to kill people's kids is cool, then keep supporting the local Tories, and I'll just view you with the same comtempt as I do, them.

When you consider that all of the media coverage does not contain a single word spoken by myself, despite their claims, you will begin to understand how things really work. Don't forget that in Loughton's parliamentary Bollockfest, he actually stated that he, personally, had "secured" the media coverage. It should hav had a footnote attached "This is a party political broadcast on behalf of the Tory Party".

K

AdurCalling's new marketing executive.

Until recently, AdurCalling had been receiving some pretty low viewing figures, which was never the intention of this blog in the first place, it was merely a record of "personal, family and household affairs".

That was, until a few weeks ago, when we received international advertising, courtesy of our, very own, self appointed marketing executive.

That's the kind of exposure that money just can't buy.

Cheers Timmy.
K

Looks like I've got some competition for the post of Loughton's "Moriarty"

Hee hee, someone said that Tim Loughton is a big fibber.

This is supposedly the same person who called him a "lazy, incompetent, narcissist obsessed only with self-promotion", there is little doubt that this individual has definitely had dealings with Loughton, otherwise they wouldn't be able to provide such a consise description of the man.

I do have to disagree though, to claim that this is "the worst of anything you've done in politics" is quite a jump when there is so much competition for that title.

K