ADC show their support for austerity.....

... by organising a jolly for 150 of their mates.

Last night saw the AGM of Adur District Council, and what a show it was. There will definitely be some sore backs this morning after all that self congratulating, (I would use the term "ego masturbation" but the images of that metaphor would be permanently damaging to the minds of anyone reading this).

The Harald, claimed that there were 150 invited guests to this piss up (the wall of public funds), including "celebrities", well I saw nobody that I would deem fit of celebration, however the acrid stench of perfume was overpowering in there, I can only assume that these people must absolutely reek, otherwise they wouldn't need to mask their smell so thoroughly, luckily this stink was eventually counteracted by the vast array of booze in the foyer.

The main aim was apparently to welcome Cllr Mendoza as the new chairman of ADC.

The new Chairman of ADC, courtesy of "Pink News"

The evening began by showing some piss poor student film in which Mendo was pretending to be an immaculately coiffured homeless person, but it did serve the purpose of distracting the ear from what appeared to be some kind of eulogy to Mendo, anyone walking in half way through would have thought that the old git had died, but no, it was some kind of celebration of how fantastic it was to have such a "celebrity" to lead ADC. It was interesting to hear Grand Moff Parkin refer to himself as a "young jedi", what a complete twunt, clearly the jedi are supposed to be all about honour and truth, these two things are completely absent in the leader of the evil Adur empire, (I know, Star Wars is not real by the way, but if it is used as a political comparison, Parkin would in no way be on the side of the Rebel alliance).

You will notice that in the above article it is patently clear that Mental Mendoza is a former UKIP member, which is surprising considering the outburst made by Angus Dunn, about a local councillor defecting to UKIP and doing the honourable thing by resigning and calling a by election. His ranty tirade was so full of bile it was met with gasps and tuts from most people present, who weren't members of the Tory Tosspot Gang.

If this is how ADC's Tory dictatorship wish to be presented to a large audience of members of the public, then it just shows how far up their own arses they really are. Their choice to publicly attack their own ex member for joining the former party of their new hero, clearly shows how pathetic they really are, and proves beyond doubt that they are nothing more than the bullies that I have repeatedly exposed them as, and if they don't get their own way, they throw their toys out of the pram in a spectacular fashion. Kudos to the member attacked for politely pointing out that this was not the time or place for such bile, maybe the tide is turning and we are finally getting some grown ups in office.

It was interesting to see that Timbo The Lought turned up, never one to miss a free bar surrounded by Tory idiots. He spent the entirety of the meeting ignoring the proceedings and playing with his phone, after ignoring the request at the onset of the meeting to switch off mobile telephones, another example of how he believes that he is exempt from anything that is expected from us mere mortals, things like common courtesy and following the rules that he expects the rest of us to be bound by. Amusing side note; just saw the sweaty munter on Daily Politics, filibustering and claiming that he was fully in support of "gay adoption", funny how his consistent voting against it suggests otherwise.

Every meeting these idiots hold just goes one step towards providing definitive proof that the lunatics have, in fact taken over the asylum.

K