Thursday 16 May 2013

New dinosaur discovered in Worthing.

I know that I shouldn't stray across the border, but I saw this and had to have a bit of a chuckle.

It would appear that a, previously undiscovered, dinosaur has been found in Worthing this week. Yes, these aged lizards have been captured in photographs as recently as today, and more surprisingly, they still appear to be animated, albeit in a very slow and cumbersome manner.

They are believed to be older than all other similar species and reported to be still active in small enclaves in the Adur and Worthing areas.

Here is the photograph in question:
You can see from the picture, that they appear to be astounded by the demonstration of opposable digits and the use of tools, in this case, a pen.

Our in house politicontologist has identified them as the hitherto undiscovered, almost mythical, Ignoramadon Conservatus, and by god they aren't half ugly.

K