Odd One Out.

Today we have a little game for you all. See if you can guess which of the four pictures is the odd one out. The prize on offer is the knowledge that you are taking notice of what is going on in Adur, and how little useful information is actually printed in our local rag.

Here we go......

Clicky = Biggy

Did you spot the odd one out?

Well, I can reveal that the odd one out is number four, all the others show our Chairman Mendacious Mikey opening things that were already open before he performed the role of ceremonial scissor monkey, whereas number four is him pretending to open something that despite a desperate need for it, is still not open.

In case you were wondering the others are:

1. The opening of Lloyds bank in Shoreham which has been there for bloody years (as long as I can remember anyway). If you look closely, the other fella appears to be sticking his tongue out at Mendozy.

2. The official opening of Southwick beach, which has been there for thousands if not millions of years. The cover story seemed to focus more on the café nearby than the beach itself.

3. The opening of "House of Beauty" in Southwick which was covered in the Harald when it opened in March, despite this photo being taken at the opening ceremony in September.

I'm starting to think that there might be a bit of "free advertising" going on here and wondering whether there may be a few freebies on offer in exchange......

Anyway back to counting.

4. The opening of the new Footbridge, this was only opened to him, the rest of Shoreham have to make do with a bus replacement service. I did notice the other day, that the number 2 bus, has that stop listed as "Shoreham F/Bridge", which is useful, as it won't need to be updated as it could be referring to "Footbridge" as everyone in Shoreham will call it, "Ferry Bridge" as the council think we will refer to it, or "That F*cking Bridge" as I have heard it called by people waiting at the bus stop by Coronation Green.

Did you get it right? Well done if you did.

As an aside, I was having a chat with an elderly neighbour the other day, and he was telling me all about the problems he was having opening his bowels. I suggested that he should get in touch with Mendoza and ask him if he would come round and cut a ribbon to help open them.

Take care, and no prisoners
K

20,000 Thanks

Well, when I started this little unadvertised, personal blog, I did not expect to be listened to.

There have been a few hiccups, 7 police investigations against me, (possibly more pending if Loughton gets his way) and it, 2 arrests, 3 interviews under caution, and NO CHARGES brought against me for any of the lies or attempts to silence me.

I checked my counter today and found this:



Not bad eh? I never advertised anywhere, (although some pretty high level advertising was done in Parliament and the Daily Fail) haven't made a penny in revenue from it, and been congratulated in the street for exposing the corruption in our locale in a funny and informative way. I have many regular readers who are employees of the agencies lampooned within, but don't worry your secret is safe with me, (if I had a penny for each employee who told me that they enjoy this blog, but that I shouldn't tell anyone, I'd probably have enough to buy myself a pie by now).

I would like to thank each and every reader, whether they enjoyed reading my writings, or merely thought that they were collating "evidence", you all played your part in making me realise that a true alternative source of information is required in Adur.

Thank you very many.
K

Before you go and see the Jive Aces in Shoreham...

...you should listen to this.

 If you think that you are helping children by attending this event you might be very wrong. If a single penny of mine was given to the people responsible for this recording I would be ashamed of myself, and so should you.

I will warn you that this recording is very disturbing indeed.

It demonstrates the attitudes towards children held by Scientologists and the treatment that they receive for minor indiscretions.

Any money given to "Say No To Drugs" (which is not a charity) goes directly into the coffers of the Church of Scientology, so by supporting this organisation you are condoning this kind of treatment of children.

Our Chairman appears to be very friendly with the senior scientologists, proudly boasts to have spent time at their Saint Hill headquarters and seems to not have a problem with accepting their "gifts" on behalf of children's charities. I personally find it abhorrent and twisted to take money or support for a kid's charity from an organisation that makes their own kids sign a "billion year contract" of servitude when they are just seven years old.

Stay at home and give your money directly to Chestnut Tree House instead.

K

AdurCalling Exclusive.

Yesterday I received (from an anonymous source) a little bit of intel about a particularly noisy public event unfolding in Shoreham town centre.

Now obviously if certain local "politicians" choose to make statements like this.....

... then it's only fair that I return the favour.

So, here we go, in a tabloid stylee.

 Yesterday afternoon in Church St. Shoreham two police officers were seen knocking very loudly and shouting for "Darren Burns" to answer the door at a building with the dirtiest curtains ever seen and piles of mail clearly visible in the bay window. Apparently this went on for some time before neighbours appeared and one was heard to say that they were unlikely to get a response, because the resident was a well known local drunk.

Here's the scene in progress:

We have been told that eventually, after much loud attention grabbing shouting and banging, the door was finally answered after one of the officers was heard to say something about kicking the door down.

The face at the door was reportedly "unkempt" in appearance, and was looking "very dishevelled, untrimmed and rough" and was believed to be the face of the local Tory party and Adur Council representative, Darren Burns, the name that the officer was clearly shouting very loudly at the door.

As our source left the scene the officers appeared to be talking loudly about a drink fuelled incident the previous evening.

We are not aware whether Burns has been arrested or in custody, but it was suggested, (by an imaginary source) that he may have been told by the officers to have a bath and sort himself out, as he is supposed to be representing the people of Southlands Ward.

I was considering asking Burns to comment regarding this story, but I've never been given that privilege by any of these idiots, so he can go without a right to reply, just like I had to.

Ain't payback a bitch?
K

Just this.......

The true story behind Adur Chairman's "Charity" event.

UKIP the gift that keeps on giving, (laughs).

Spotted this UKIP photo earlier:

Obviously their distrust of all things European (apart from the pronunciation of surnames) is quite well known, as is their unhappiness regarding membership of former Eastern Bloc States. I say obviously, because.......

...this photo is definitely gonna give some Hungarians a chuckle at their expense.

I'm off to do something productive now
TTFO
K

After a long and protracted fight.....

.... I am now a human being again. Well in the eyes of the organisation of Adur District Council anyway, just the democratic side to go then.

 As of this week, I am apparently to be treated like a normal person again and after a two year fight, all sanctions have now been removed.

 After my forcing the removal of myself from their blacklist, I managed to point out that their new communications policy, written specifically for me it would appear, insists on a 6 monthly review of sanctions, yet in the two years that these sanctions have been in place, a DPA request proved that there were no reviews. Therefore the first review should have resulted in the removal of sanctions and they clearly have been applying sanctions outside of their own rules for the last 18 months.

 They generally don't like people reading their policies and pointing out the huge gaping holes written into them in order to allow them the ability to adjust them in their favour. They are just not bright enough to realise that a hole in a policy can be exploited by anyone, not just them. This policy in particular must have been written by an idiot, because it took me less that five minutes to respond with a valid challenge after they finally revealed the policy to me. ADC 2 out of 10 for effort, could do better, (especially if they got someone other than Jeremy Cook to actually write a policy rather than simply downloading a template from a local Gov. resource site and cutting out the bits that allow members of the public any rights).

 I wonder how they're planning to provide me with equal democratic rights now that my councillor (Burns), the leader of the council (Parkin), and the chairman (Mendoza) have all been served with police warnings to cease harassment of myself. That's gonna be a bit of a challenge for them, I look forward to their response, although they appear to have cancelled the meeting to discuss this which is a shame.

 As an aside, I recently served a data notice on both ADC and Sussex Police, removing their implied right to share data concerning myself, that should give their partnership agreement a few problems, especially if others decide to do the same. Admittedly, there is a hole in this one too, but I'm not going to publish it in case the agencies involved haven't spotted it yet. Where would be the fun in that eh?

Nytol
K

Why you should consider carefully who you give your money to.

A couple of weeks ago I raised the issue of the terrible abuse of the English language by our local chairman in his numerous posters for a charity event to be held on 29th Sept 2013 in Shoreham.



This is advertised as a "charity event" and one would expect it to be pretty simple, and that a charity event is to raise money and awareness of a charity. Sadly this is not the case, despite Mr Mendoza's claims in the local paper.

From Mendoza's column in the Harald

So which charities do you think are being supported then? The claim that the event is raising money for both the Chestnut Tree House Hospice, and the Say no to Drugs campaign appears to be pretty clear.

Although it isn't quite as simple as that. You see, Say no to Drugs, Say yes to Life, is not a charity at all, it is in fact part of an organisation which has been refused charitable status by the charities commission, it is actually a business concern belonging to the Church of Scientology. You can check out their contact details HERE.

I wonder if the Chestnut Tree Children's hospice are aware that this event is being held in their name and that the band performing are high level Scientology recruiters, who in turn appear to support some pretty mean treatment of kids, like forced labour contracts signed at age seven, and horrendous living conditions, one of the band's kids even has THIS to say about them. Pretty damning eh?

Yes, If you ask me I'd recommend that instead of attending this event, just give your cash directly to the Hospice and cut out the chance of being recruited into a cult and having your kids treated like this.

If you think that you have a choice whether your money is given to Scientologists, have a look at this:

They've received quite a few quid from Adur and Worthing Councils already. Mendoza seems to be pretty good buddies with this cult already, but if you ask me, giving money to a kids charity that has been taken from a cult that is not too keen on the protection of it's own youngsters, is pretty damn sick, and inviting them to our town to hand out their leaflets and try to recruit locals is bloody irresponsible of our elected representatives.

Say no to Cults, Say yes to Saying "bugger off out of Shoreham" to Cults.

K

Who is opening the new footbridge?

Apparently it's this bloke....


Apparently this photo was taken for a "child safety" event.

I think it's the one on the far left who's going to be the ceremonial scissor monkey for the occasion which apparently is due to occur sometime before the next ice age.

Currently unable to draw a direct link to Shoreham from this fella, but maybe I've missed it and he really is the right person for the job.

Hurrah for blind booking by title.
K

Intolerance, Ignorance or Idiocy?

This is always a tricky question when it comes to our local Tories, I can't work out which it is, maybe it's all three.

Following the tabloid campaign to ban Muslim women from wearing religious vestments in certain public places, our local deputy leader had this to say:

I assume that when she says "gave" she actually means "have", but spelling aside, this is not a particularly sound viewpoint in my opinion.

I fail to see the similarity between a veil and a motorcycle helmet, the two are definitely not interchangeable as far as I can see. Unless of course there is a new religion that I am unaware of, or someone has developed a material that veils can be produced from which would guard against impact. The latter would certainly be useful to some who have had interaction with the more ignorant in our society who feel that a woman in religious vestments is a viable target for physical violence.

What about nuns, it's pretty difficult to tell them apart, and vicars, and Hare Krishna devotees, shall we ban them as well?  What about police officers, they all look pretty similar too, especially when they forget to wear their collar numbers, which seem to fall off quite frequently.

I personally am a big fan of all or nothing, if we ban one form of dress then let's ban all of them, we'll go back to everyone fashioning clothes from fur and animal skins, that will make us a far more civilised society.

Although it would be best not to ban motorcycle helmets as they are pretty useful, so much so that I'm thinking of making them compulsory in my new religion.

Remember to vote next time, by failing to do so, you only ensure the continuation of this madness.

ATAB
K

You couldn't make it up.

It would appear that after his numerous claims that investigating his abusive and unprofessional attitude was a complete waste of police resources and money, it appears that Timmy has tried, yet again, to have me nicked. What for? you ask, well this time, which could be the seventh investigation launched by him and his mates against me it is for making this joke......

Apparently my offer, and believe me I am a man of my word, was not a humorous attempt to encourage a stuffy politician to put his money where his mouth is and actually do something for local kids, but a completely unacceptable and unlawful incitement to suicide, and I should be punished immediately and severely.

So, it appears that in Timmy's mind, telling someone to take a long walk off a short pier, go jump off a cliff or even to go boil their head is a very serious crime, and yet him calling me a "pikey c*nt" is perfectly acceptable.

Personally I think that if the local Tory overlord wants me locked up, then I must be doing something right.

Anyway, back to work, them cymbals don't bang themselves you know.
K

Just in case you missed this bit......

Now obviously there have been quite a few recent posts about our local MP Tim Loughton on here, I would like to point out that when he stops making major gaffes which cause huge offence to swathes of people, I will stop commenting on them.

He appears to have taken his usual action of hiding until the heat has died down, after blaming one individual (in this case the journo with the recording that Timmy didn't know about), lying through his teeth and claiming innocence of all of his actions and pinning it all on a misquote that never happened.

Included in this same story about his misogynistic views was another comment made at the same event that seems to have gone unnoticed by most.

Yes, Timbo seems to want to compare children borne out of wedlock to animals, apparently there are herds of bastards (dictionary definition usage) causing chaos in our city centres, bastards (using the other definition) like this one maybe?

I seem to recall riots happening here before, you know, when the majority of kids involved were borne to married parents, I wonder what caused them, maybe in the late 70's and early 80's church attendance figures were down, that probably caused all those riots, and I expect that the "peasants revolt" was somehow spiritually induced. What an absolute bunch of arse Timmy speaks and his only retort is to claim that he is being persecuted by the individual exposing his narrow minded idiocy.

Bit of advice, if you want to press for a solely pro Xtian agenda regarding outdated principles of "Family" go and do it in church, not in Parliament. You could go and be a vicar in the Diocese of Chichester, I've heard a rumour that their representatives just love spending time with kids......

ATAB
K

No such thing as bad publicity?

Looks like Tim Loughton has been getting a little more attention that usual today.

Probably due to his pathetic, offensive, misogynistic views.

You can read the rest of the article HERE

Initially Timbo denied making the statement quoted, then offered to apologise (even though he claimed that he did nothing wrong) whilst he still made it clear that he did not say what was alleged.

Then the recording was presented and Timmy claimed that he did nothing wrong, hang about, this is sounding a bit like the Mindless Policy Group that he is chair of and his claim that the mission statement did not say what it clearly did even when presented with clear evidence.

I see a pattern emerging here, just like his claims about me in Parliament, and when I exposed the truth, backed up with evidence, he made several false statements to the Police in order to exact revenge.

Maybe it's about time that mental health services stepped in and addressed the clear problems being experienced by Loughton whenever he is presented with the real world, and is unable to let go of his delusional, imagined memories.

I've waited a long time to say this, but.........

Loughton, this is just the type of whinging, self-serving, poisonous bollocks which seem to have become your hallmark, it astounds me that you still hold the position of MP when you smugly dish out this kind of haranguing and bullying tactics to all and sundry.

And regarding your specific whinge about being called a lazy, incompetent narcissist obsessed only with self-promotion, after hearing your lies and denial of clear facts, and your continued cries of innocence in the face of undeniable evidence, this description of you strikes me as eminently accurate.

That felt good.............
K

When in a hole, stop digging,

is a phrase obviously unheard of by Tim Loughton.

Maybe it's traditional for MPs to look at clear black and white evidence and deny it's existence, and then try to discredit the person for revealing this information and make false claims of criminal behaviour, after all, it worked for Cyril Smith didn't it, worked pretty well for "Ball, the (alleged) Boy Bonking Bishop of Lewes" and all the other CoE employees who may have covered for him too.

Today, we have this:

So this was not written by Loughton and "is not the policy of MPG", well I wonder who put it on their website, along with Timmy's name as director, maybe we are all just seeing things when we read this:

Click to read the full screen capture of this statement.

It appears that the best way Timmy can see to get himself out of this is to make false accusations of criminal action by myself, well I've seen this before, and had a dozen of his local police buddies beat the crap out of me for his lies once, and if the truth costs me another brief spell of unconsciousness, then so be it, it will only increase the payout for police harassment, assault and unlawful imprisonment. Hopefully a fourth attempt at having me nicked for making factual statements will make it clear that Timbo is attempting to pervert the course of justice by accusing me of nothing more than attributing his own words to himself, and calling him to question over being a really rubbish MP.

Interesting that he refers to me as his Twitter troll, I expect that this appointment is just as valid as his decision to claim to have sacked me as a constituent, both are complete and utter "bollocks" as well he knows. In order to be referred to as a "troll" there are strict criteria involved, and I meet none of them. I write facts, ask the author of the comments in question why they chose to talk sh*t, and then receive abuse from people who really should know better, if truth be told there is clearly more evidence of Loughton himself being a troll than there is for me, like this....

A "troll" doesn't become a "troll" merely by exposing someone as a liar and a bigot, there is far more to it than that, like the repeated abuse sent to myself by Loughton's fascist mates after he made up a story for the Daily Fail crying like a baby about being questioned for a crime that he pretended was a completely different crime in order to sway the "PC gone mad" brigade to commit further crimes on his behalf.

Tim Loughton obviously lives in a fantasy world where if he tells the same lies often enough they suddenly become true. Like the one about me having "form", there have been numerous claims made by Loughton and the local Tory scum, that I have a criminal record, there have even been several attempts to provide me with one, however as I am not a criminal and have committed no criminal acts, I DO NOT HAVE A CRIMINAL RECORD, and any further allusion to the claim that I have will not be tolerated and I don't care what your job title is, if you lie about me, I will tell the truth about you, and any attempt to have me persecuted for this will only result in me being more dedicated to this task. If you take me out of the equation there are many others, who I have persuaded to stand behind me, waiting to continue my work.

The statement made by Loughton's MPG are there for all to see, he may deny this, but maybe he forgets that people have their own minds and can read this vile rubbish for what it actually is, read it and make your own opinion, does it suggest that poor parenting leads to mental health conditions and autism, it certainly looks like that to me and everyone else I have shown it to, you may decide that it doesn't and that Timbo is right to claim that it didn't exist, if you do, be sure to remember to pay your conservative party dues this year, they need all the support they can get.

ATAB
K

If in doubt, talk "bollocks".

This is what our Timbo likes to do apparently, following publication of this post he is denying everything.

Is this invisible Tim?

It's there in your Mission statement, well it was until you were challenged about it, now this paragraph has been mysteriously removed, however the rest of it is still there on his MPG website there's even an extra line where it was deleted from.

Yet he is making claims like this:

A "Twitter Troll"? What a load of old cobblers, even when facts are placed in front of him, he lies through his teeth again, and tries to make out me as the bad guy. I can assure everyone that I am not a "twitter troll" and Loughton's repeated attempts to have me prosecuted for exposing the truth about him and his mates have all failed, but it doesn't stop him trying to have me charged with some made up bullsh*t by his pet police officers and his mate the commissioner.

This is there in black and white, along with the disclosure of his equity share and chairmanship of this vile organisation making ludicrous claims for financial gains.

If anyone needs to "Beware" it is the people of East Worthing and Shoreham, if Timmy can stand there and tell us that the mission statement of his company is made up by a "Troll", he's obviously capable of any level of deceit.

Although if we accept his organisations claims as medical fact, maybe he's merely exhibiting the traits regarding aggression when challenged, and a constant craving for attention, and maybe these are a direct result of his parents divorce on the formation of his own brain. Maybe he should ask one of his fellow directors for advice about this..........



ATALB
K

Beware of false profits.

As a resident of Shoreham I like to keep abreast of the pecuniary concerns of our local democratic representatives just to make sure that they are acting in our best interests and not for their own business interests.

Most of them are pretty well hidden, however the MP is forced to disclose, and so his are published for us all to see, and in my opinion all of us should keep an eye on such things.

Anyway, here's Timmy Loughton's latest release:

As well as the return of his "Classwatch" interest in filming kids in schools, which strangely disappeared while he was a Jr minister, anyone would think that he retained this interest but simply transferred it into someone else's name to avoid conflict of interests and breaking ministerial rules.

The most interesting disclosure is the one involving the Mindful Policy Group, which appears to be a profit based lobbying organisation, which he claims he receives no remuneration for, which is a bit strange considering that his request to ACOBA stated this.......

Now I may be seeing things but that definitely says "paid appointment" doesn't it?

However the most interesting part of the story is this:

Yes, this company is spreading some pretty extreme claims, and strangely enough part of the debate in parliament this week consisted of a Tory MP almost reciting the claims about kids brains being tiny when born and magically enlarged by love and attention, rather than the more traditional physiological reasons, but that couldn't have possibly come from Timbo because that would be very naughty indeed and could lead to another lobbying scandal.

The scariest part of this company's claims, aside from referring to attachment theory as attachment science, is that they claim that most recognised mental disorders are caused by poor parenting. Does that include dementia Timmy, is that caused by poor parenting?

He sadly doesn't mention dementia, however he does include in the list of conditions, or "problems" as he calls them, which are caused by poor parenting, "Personality Disorder", "Depression", "Capacity to commit violence", "Bipolar", and "Autism".

It all sounds a bit like a history of psychoanalysis to me and is outdated, dangerous and laughable. Admittedly there are some medical professionals out there who hold these views, but they are nothing more than theories that reappear every couple of decades and are dismissed as nonsense and so fade away again, remember the 1980's celebrity claims that they took too many drugs because their mummy didn't love them enough, well it's back, and idiots like Loughton are trying to have it written into government policy.

Perhaps the most dangerous part of all this, is the claim that autism is caused by poor parenting, this is complete and utter crap and is a myth that has taken autism charities decades to dispel. I'd love to see the response of parents of autistic kids if Timmy turned up at one of their events, as he sometimes does, (when a press photographer is likely to be there) and tell them all that their children's condition was caused by them, they'd lynch the idiot.

I wonder if when he opens mental health awareness week next month he'll be telling everyone in attendance that their conditions were caused by their parents being a bit crap, I do hope that for his safety there aren't any people in attendance who have been diagnosed with the mental illness that he refers to as "capacity to commit violence".

What a total numpty he really is, and someone is paying him for this...............

ATAB
K

Open Letter to Tim Loughton MP.

Mr Loughton,

 Thank you for your abusive response to my letter of last year which contained no swearing or offensive statements, yet you still chose to respond with an extremely abusive email which resulted in you being questioned by the police under caution under the malicious communications act, not racism as you falsely claimed to garner sympathy from the right wing press and several extremist groups.

 We both know that your speech in Parliament was made up of nothing but lies constructed in order to bolster your position and claim that it was yourself that was the victim.

 I did not appreciate the death threats and funerary tribute cards sent to myself and my family by your supporters following their gullible belief of your lies and misrepresentations made under parliamentary privilege, neither did we appreciate your providing gutter journalists with my address and telephone number in order to harass us outside our homes. Sadly you suffered no such inconveniences and still you whinge louder than anyone about the treatment that you have received, I can assure you that you know nothing of what it feels like to be made a prisoner in your own home and I hope that one day you and your family receive the same vile abuse from a large group of ignorant idiots blindly exacting revenge for something that they have not been made aware, is a complete load of, what you would call "Bollocks".

 You weren't too keen, after ranting like a big baby about being interviewed under caution, to admit to several revenge reports to the police making up stories about myself that resulted in a far larger police investigation that the one that you claimed cost more than £100,000.00. You also don't seem to want to answer questions as to why you chose to approach the police with lies in order to spearhead a revenge investigation, and when asked this question by myself, immediately instigated another police investigation as your original accusations had by that point been judged to be nothing more than your usual talking of "bollocks".

 Yes, not content with instigating one failed attempt to have me prosecuted for standing my ground, you had to have two. You clearly lied about information that I held, because you managed to convince the police to obtain a search warrant to turn over my home to find it, this only makes me wonder what it is that you're scared of getting out into the public domain. I have some ideas what it may be, however I can assure you that I have no documents stored in my home in relation to your sad little secrets, and if I did, the police would have found them.

 It appears that your tantrum has cost a hell of a lot more than the police asking you a few questions about your obnoxious attitude to members of the public who you are supposed to represent, and is set to cost a lot more in the coming months. You have no right to attack myself and my family and encourage your ignorant foot soldiers to threaten, assault, intimidate and abuse us. You claim to support families, and I can assure you that my family does not need your support, we are stronger than you and yours will ever be, and your recent ignorant and aggressive attitude has made us more resolute than ever that we will not take any crap from bigots like yourself and your pals ever again.

 I would also point out that your claim to have "sacked" myself as a constituent is nothing more than the usual hot air that flows so freely from your fetid, potato shaped head. You are paid to represent us, we can sack you, but you have absolutely no right to sack us.

 You are a public servant and as such are charged with serving the public, if you didn't want the job you shouldn't have taken the money for it, or all the other perks that you exploit to the full. As a member of the public and a constituent of East Worthing and Shoreham, I shall be watching closely to ensure that you are doing your job correctly, and make any inconsistencies available for all the other constituents in order for them to make a truly informed choice in 2015. If you don't want your failings exposed, the answer is simple, don't fail.

 You do not scare me, I have never been intimidated by bullies, and I have dealt with far bigger nuisances than you and your little gang of thugs, my family is stronger than yours will ever be, and this is down to the work of us and us alone, and despite many attacks from government appointed agencies acting on behalf of corrupt politicians, we stand united for truth, honour and justice, attributes that you will never truly understand.

 I hope that you appreciate the time I have spent replying to your abusive correspondence, I understand that I am not alone in receiving personal abuse from you, but maybe others will learn that they should challenge you when you express your ignorance and arrogance in response to polite correspondence. I would also like to point out that the original matter that I wrote to you about, which you suggested was perfectly acceptable, has been successfully challenged by myself and has been judged to be complete and utter "bollocks", so as well as being rude you were also wrong.

 I await your attempt to instigate a further police investigation for my daring to write to my parliamentary representative, however I think that you'll find that I have again committed no crime by doing this and if you continue to make false claims that result in a fourth investigation into myself, it will only increase the payout I'm likely to receive for police harassment, and there is also the possibility that you could be arrested for attempting to pervert the course of justice, and apparently MPs don't fare too well in such cases.

I truly hope that you enjoy reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it, now get back to work, we're not paying you to sit around in parliament playing on Twitter.

Yours Insincerely

Kieran J Francis

PS Before criticising the way that others dress, you should clear out your 1980s throwback wardrobe and try a little harder to look like a responsible adult.

Lonely Tories seek similar; own opinions an advantage, but not essential.

Looks like our local Tory party is flagging a little. After flogging off their town centre offices to relocate to the upstairs room of a pub, they are now advertising for gullible fools to join them in their attempts to retain control of Shoreham and all the perks that it brings them.

The Harald has decided to assist them in their advertising as usual, not that they're biased or anything.....

Would you like to put yourself in this lineup? They seem to have left out the embarrassing councillors, although there is the possibility that Boozer Burns is present in the pic, but has fallen over and dropped out of sight, just like he is likely to do at the next election.

Yes, let's all go along to their open evening of closed views, Timbo will be there, our tantrum prone MP will be happy to share his experience of how to be a complete and utter self obsessed narcissist.

But what if you think that the Tory party's views and values are total crap? Apparently this doesn't matter according to the advert.

If you believe that, then you're an ideal candidate, as you will obviously be gullible enough to be pushed around by this group of vile individuals who all do toe the party line as their consistent unanimous voting record clearly demonstrates.

There might be some free booze and a buffet on offer though, so go fill your boots, it's probably the only time you're likely to get anything out of the Tory party, but you will have to listen to their crap in order to scarf down some cheap plonk and a couple of horses doofers, so it could be a tough choice.

ATAB
K

Adequately represented?

I received a phone call a couple of evenings back, about half nine in the evening. Through the howling laughter I managed to hear the explanation of the reasons for the hilarity.

Yes, it was one of our civic leaders, dressed like a tramp and stinking of booze.

Boozer Burns, Looking and acting like this, yet still wants to call others "deranged losers"?

Although his mere appearance could have been the reason for the laughter was more associated with his repeated inability to operate a door.

Yes, as they passed on the way to the shops, our upstanding pillock of the community, was mumbling inanely at the door whilst attempting to make his key function, and even more hilarious was the fact that he was still there on their way back from the shop.

It's astounding that with him amongst their number, the local Tories still believe that they are fit to run our council.

Luckily for me, Burns has been issued with a notice to cease harassing myself, so to echo his pathetic
sentiment I suppose that I can sleep safely from now on, and maybe Burns might be able to sleep if he ever manages to open his door the inebriated fool that he is.

Remember a vote for Adur Conservative Party, is a vote for p*ssed idiots staggering around our streets, drunk on the money provided from our council taxes.

ATAB
K