Wednesday 4 September 2013

Adequately represented?

I received a phone call a couple of evenings back, about half nine in the evening. Through the howling laughter I managed to hear the explanation of the reasons for the hilarity.

Yes, it was one of our civic leaders, dressed like a tramp and stinking of booze.

Boozer Burns, Looking and acting like this, yet still wants to call others "deranged losers"?

Although his mere appearance could have been the reason for the laughter was more associated with his repeated inability to operate a door.

Yes, as they passed on the way to the shops, our upstanding pillock of the community, was mumbling inanely at the door whilst attempting to make his key function, and even more hilarious was the fact that he was still there on their way back from the shop.

It's astounding that with him amongst their number, the local Tories still believe that they are fit to run our council.

Luckily for me, Burns has been issued with a notice to cease harassing myself, so to echo his pathetic
sentiment I suppose that I can sleep safely from now on, and maybe Burns might be able to sleep if he ever manages to open his door the inebriated fool that he is.

Remember a vote for Adur Conservative Party, is a vote for p*ssed idiots staggering around our streets, drunk on the money provided from our council taxes.

ATAB
K