Little correction, and apology to Sussex Police.

Further to my earlier post about a person identifying himself as a Sussex Police officer, it appears that he is nothing of the sort, just a sad deluded individual committing the offence of Impersonating a Police Officer and playing cops and robbers.

Here's the latest offering:

What a tosser, his attempts at writing in a policey styleee, are frankly pitiful. I particularly like the bit about the person involved being "clearly an alcoholic", how would you be able to tell, did he shout that he needed a bike to get to his AA meeting, whilst riding off?

Nice attempt at encouraging people to "contact the police quoting "bike theft from Shoreham Halfords"", here's a clue, the police use operation names or incident numbers, if you quoted this, they'd have no point of reference.

It's nice that HE was assisted by uniformed officers, like he's some kind of plain clothes secret squirrel or something. This must be the case, because Sussex Police have never heard of him, I know, I checked. Which is quite strange considering that he claims this.....

Let's hope that an idiot like this never becomes a police officer, if they employ tw@s like him we're all screwed. I expect it won't be long before he starts trying to arrest people, I'm sure that he'll then get himself a right good kicking and then nicked for pretending to be a copper.

And if he does choose to publish, on his personal facebook page, CCTV footage from Halfords, then he'll be in breach of the DPA, and could be nicked for that too.

A little knowledge is a dangerous thing, and this numpty has very little knowledge.

If anyone from Sussex Police is reading this, (as I know I have a few fans within their walls, wink wink) if this idiot is being trained by you, you're doing a crappy job of it, and if he is just pretending to be an officer which is far more likely, give him a taste of the cells, (Clue, The Police Act 1996, will give you every right to nick him) and make sure that he is never issued with a warrant card.

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