The naughty kind, is when an anonymous individual, (sometimes referred to as a "spineless turd") sends threats to a named individual. Like the ones sent by the local Tory supporters to myself and my family under the name "The Collective".
These ones:
These are just a few of the examples of the work of the local Tory thugs, who happen to be so cowardly that they used my address as the sender on the one which they were so inept, that they wrote an address that did not exist.
Oh, and if you recognise the handwriting on these, feel free to give Sussex Police a call and identify the local Tory in question as they would like to be able to tie this directly to an individual in order to prosecute them, as all the time that this group refuse to identify which one of them was personally responsible, prosecution will be difficult. Yes, if only the local Tories would tell the truth and own up to their threats rather than acting as a single criminal entity and protecting the more cowardly and aggressive amongst their group (which must be an achievement in itself, as Loughton is a pretty hard act to follow when it comes to these two attributes).
Then there's THIS , which is also an anonymous threat, but it's a funny one, in which nobody get's hurt.
You see, there are some people who like to hide behind an anonymous façade, (Something which I have never attempted to do, I just like funny pictures of myself), and send their abuse from what they perceive to be a safe environment.
People like this "c*nt" (to use his fine choice of words):
Yes, DannyBloom1, or Jakob1, or any other made up person, are just that, made up, non existent, not actually a person. So how can you threaten something that simply isn't there? It's like shooting an imaginary pony in the face with a pretend crossbow, darkly funny, yet no animals are harmed in the process.
Now obviously DannyBloom1, does have a person behind it, as do all the other made up individuals, but I'm obviously not threatening that person am I, I'm threatening the imaginary entity.
I can quite easily claim that I know where DannyBloom1 lives, and that a group of equally imaginary people will be visiting him one night soon, where they will tie him up, rub him liberally all over with a nutmeg grater, fill a garden sprayer with creosote, and give him a good all over coat of brown, after setting up a public webcam so that the whole world can witness his suffering. It may sound harsh, but as DannyBloom1 doesn't exist and so doesn't actually have a home, there is no nutmeg grater, creosote, or garden sprayer, it's not offensive at all, it's just funny, in the same way that slasher movies are funny, in the same way that the imaginary pony, running around the imaginary field, with the imaginary crossbow bolt in his face is funny. It's not real, so it's funny, get it?
Obviously the imaginary person is free to report me for making funny threats, but by doing so, they would have to identify themselves to the police, which would then render them able to be prosecuted for their real anonymous threats. I guess that makes it check mate then.
Anyway, I still may visit DannyBloom1, with a group of mates in the middle of the night, gut him like the chicken he is, and feed him to local school kids as sashimi. It may sound harsh, but let's not forget he's completely fictitious, and so it's just plain funny, and not a threat at all.
Ooops, I just trod on an imaginary hamster and all his imaginary innards squirted out all over the place, I hate it when that happens.
Enjoy
K
