Shoreham is in the Daily Mail again.....

... and again they fail to manage to nail any facts.

A pointless load of old crap about the new footbridge and it's eventual opening.

Yes, you usually find plenty of "villagers" in most towns, and the idea that the Duck of Gloucester is not a celebrity is utter madness, look at him, just like our own Council Chairman, Mike (The Mound) Mendoza, he has some top dodgy has-been celebrity mates. Here's a picture of him with one of them and a selection of enthusiastic young fans.

You can't get more famous than Jimmy (The Fiddler) Savile now, can you? He's been in the papers loads lately, nearly as often as Tim (The Liar) Loughton has been.

Anyway, back to the story. What is particularly funny about the Daily Fail's article is this bit.

I think we might need a bigger bridge, because there is no way that the one we have will reach from Shoreham Beach to the place in the picture. Mainly because this is a picture of Shoreham in Kent.

What do you expect from an overrated arse rag like the Mail, after all they did believe that Tim Loughton was investigated for Racism for using the word "unkempt", ahem...

and that he has the authority to "sack" a constituent and henceforth refer to them as an "ex-constituent", ahem.....

Yes, they really are the height of integrity, and a real distributer of facts, aren't they?

What a complete bunch of ignorant arseheads they really are, and the people who buy and believe this filth will be first against the wall, come the revolution.........

ATAB
K