Now that I've got your attention, although there are plenty of stories about "Swap 'em Beach" residents, this post is actually about
this story in the Harald.
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| Mendoza's "jump jive" reportedly triggers seismic event. |
Yes, the "Scientology Shoreham" event was last week, and the news has now reached the people of Shoreham via the Harald.
And what a load of cobblers this "story" really is. Myself and the family were in town last Sunday and passed the community centre while this event was in full swing (excuse the pun), although I think that we must have seen a completely different event, because the report seems a little lacking in facts.
Here it is:
Well, he definitely put on a show never seen in Shoreham, because no bugger saw it, the claim of a 160 strong audience is a bit of a push to be honest. Maybe there was 160 people in attendance, if you include the staff of the three catering companies that were wasting their time outside the venue, all the members of the bands, their crew, hangers on (random filthy scientologists), and the various undignitaries provided with freebies, but there were still parking spaces outside the venue, and having worked in this field myself, I know that you can tell from outside a building if the hall being played to is empty or full, and this one had a clear sound of rattling an empty room.
As for the money raised, £2500 sounds like a nice round figure (insert Mendoza is fat joke here to taste), but if you take the 160 attendees as a fact (ha ha ha), and allow for 10% on the door sales, you come up to £2480. What about hall hire, PA and lighting hire, crew, advertising, printing of full colour, card stock, A5 flyers by the thousand? None of that is cheap I know, and even if you are organising a charity event, businesses won't give it all for free, the best you can usually hope for is, at cost mates rates in exchange for free advertising.
It's bloody lucky that the Sea Org Aces waived their fee, as we have seen what this is in previous council accounts disclosures;
if they hadn't, this charity event would have raised a loss of more than £3k, but for the Jive Arses, this was not about charity, it was a recruitment drive for their filthy cult, and the distribution of their vile propaganda, that we have spotted (and might have removed/hidden/turned away from sight), in swathes around Shoreham since last Sunday. If you see any that may have been missed remember to leave it exactly where it is, and at no cost should you sneak the lot under your coat and relocate it to the nearest recycling bin. "Say no to Drugs" is not an anti drugs campaign, it is a pro scientology campaign and if you read any of this sh*t you should notice that there are no suggestions anywhere in it, regarding treatments or any other useful information whatsoever, they seem to want to claim that taking paracetamol leads to crack addiction, which is, of course total crap, but so is the rest of their stupid pseudo religious, spaceman bullsh*t.
Enjoy your Sunday, and remember
Keep watching the skiers,
(that joke would work better if ski sunday still existed)
K
