Little correction, and apology to Sussex Police.

Further to my earlier post about a person identifying himself as a Sussex Police officer, it appears that he is nothing of the sort, just a sad deluded individual committing the offence of Impersonating a Police Officer and playing cops and robbers.

Here's the latest offering:

What a tosser, his attempts at writing in a policey styleee, are frankly pitiful. I particularly like the bit about the person involved being "clearly an alcoholic", how would you be able to tell, did he shout that he needed a bike to get to his AA meeting, whilst riding off?

Nice attempt at encouraging people to "contact the police quoting "bike theft from Shoreham Halfords"", here's a clue, the police use operation names or incident numbers, if you quoted this, they'd have no point of reference.

It's nice that HE was assisted by uniformed officers, like he's some kind of plain clothes secret squirrel or something. This must be the case, because Sussex Police have never heard of him, I know, I checked. Which is quite strange considering that he claims this.....

Let's hope that an idiot like this never becomes a police officer, if they employ tw@s like him we're all screwed. I expect it won't be long before he starts trying to arrest people, I'm sure that he'll then get himself a right good kicking and then nicked for pretending to be a copper.

And if he does choose to publish, on his personal facebook page, CCTV footage from Halfords, then he'll be in breach of the DPA, and could be nicked for that too.

A little knowledge is a dangerous thing, and this numpty has very little knowledge.

If anyone from Sussex Police is reading this, (as I know I have a few fans within their walls, wink wink) if this idiot is being trained by you, you're doing a crappy job of it, and if he is just pretending to be an officer which is far more likely, give him a taste of the cells, (Clue, The Police Act 1996, will give you every right to nick him) and make sure that he is never issued with a warrant card.

A(pretend)CAB
K

Charity begins at..........

Saint Hill apparently.

Seen a lot of posters appearing all over town to promote the Adur charity event for the Adur Chairman's (note correct placement of apostrophe) Charities:

Take a closer look.........

At this bit here.

There seems to be an extra "S" in there. Could this possibly be "S" for Scientology, or maybe even Sea Organisation? Yes, this lot are a bunch of cu*t members, and they will be handing out lots of flyers encouraging you to come and join them in worshipping aliens or whatever such stuff and nonsense these idiots are here to promote.

Looks like Chairman Mendoza has a bit of a long association with the Scientologists, has visited their headquarters, and counts their senior representatives as "close friends". You can read all about it HERE if you like.

Call me a conspiracy nut if you like, but the idea that a stranger swans into town takes control of the council and immediately starts bringing Scientology recruitment tools into town in high profile events, seems a bit stinky to me.

We need to be very wary of this idiot and start to ask questions about why our council are promoting quasi religious events under the guise of charities.

Boycott this event and just send a few quid to charity yourself instead, it will be much safer for Adur.

ATAB
K

EX Childrens minister for a reason apparently.

You'd think that a couple of years as junior minister for kids would have suggested that Tim Loughton would have some kind of empathy for children, all children, not just the brats of middle classed, white anglo saxon, Xtian, Tory voters. Apparently not........

 

 

 

 

 

There were indeed many children present on the site that Timbo made it his mission to make homeless. At his briefing he made it clear that he was fully aware that there was no suitable transit site for them to move to yet he still insisted that people made up pretend events and encouraged the football club, whose pitch and facilities were not impeded to claim that an event was sold out in order to obtain a S.61 notice from his pet police officers. The S.61 could probably have been obtained without whipping up the frenzy of hate, but that didn't bother our local Tories.

 

Yes, the opinion shared by these bigots is that we should blame the kids for being born into the culture that has been around for thousands of years and continue to educate them that mainstream society doesn't want them.

 

What's Sussex Police's view on this? Well according to Timbo, it's this.......

 

I thought that this wouldn't actually be the truth, due to the work that is currently underway between Sussex Police and representatives of the travelling community, but I may well be wrong......

Certain Sussex Police representatives seem to want to claim that there are gangs of cannibalistic gypsies going around stealing garden furniture, what a complete and utter .............. , let's hope he gets sacked very soon.

 

ATAB

K

 

Shoreham River Faust.

Yes, apparently this weekend sees the first (and possibly only) annual Shoreham River Fest. An event publicised everywhere around town, yet there is precious little information as to what the hell it actually is. According to Mike Mendacious and the Harald it is a "celebration of the river", so still no clues given there then.

Seems a bit silly to me that the council removed funding and support from the Adur Festival and now start up a different festival in Adur, coincidentally the promotional material for this appears to be provided by "Face Media Group", which is owned by a certain Mr Cunliffe and have quite close links to this matter. It's strange how the same names keep cropping up isn't it?

 Anyway, back to this River Farce, according to their Arsebook page, there are to be numerous events, none of which are detailed particularly well, and there will be a car show on Adur Rec, where there will be a park and ride service for people too lazy to walk over the river that is supposed to be being celebrated. I'm not sure if the car park and car show are one and the same, you never know.

 The question really has to be, how many people can be expected to attend an event that provides no detail of what it actually is? I can't see it being a huge success even if they do promise a "living statue", (I will resist the urge to make comparisons with "Sandford Town Council" and their thoughts on living statues and "the greater good").

 Back to the Harald.

Click to biggify.

Again we have Mendacious telling us all about the stuff that most residents of Shoreham already knew, although it is a bit strange to be excited about a Frenchman who once visited our town before he went off to murder a load of Muslims, I wonder if Mendacious knows about Richard I and the pogroms he initiated in London as well, that would be really exciting for him to tell us all about, It's a shame that Hitler never visited Shoreham, otherwise Mendo could proudly tell us all about that as well. Yes, Shoreham has certainly seen it's share of complete and utter b*stards over the years, most of us would rather not shout about this, it's just such a shame that they just keep coming back though.
  

TTFO
K

The difference between left and right.

Checking over the news today, I see that Ed Miliband had a couple of eggs thrown his way whilst visiting a market. What was the outcome? He laughed it off, made a couple of jokes and got on with more important things. What about Police involvement?

Yes, no need to arrest anyone or insist on revenge. What would happen if this happened to one of our local MPs? I expect that Loughton would be calling for the death penalty, considering that he was insistent on not one but two police investigations into myself because I dared to ask him some questions, politely and fairly loudly in another market, which by coincidence was also in East Street.

Loughton insisted in making up some wonderful stories which resulted in my home being turned over by the local plod and my beating, abduction and incarceration, yes he lied and yet there is no come back on the fascist tw@. What about our neighbouring MP, old whinging Weatherley, calling him a coward gets you arrested and prosecuted as well, god forbid anyone would dare to throw an egg at either of these prissy, jumped up, little stuffed shirts, they'd probably need a paramedic, as well as a publicist, solicitor, and their favourite pet copper just for good measure.

There is also the Prescott way of dealing with eggs, but Loughton and Weatherley couldn't throw a punch if their sad lives depended upon it, so they have to rely on getting a bunch of hired goons to dish out violence on their behalf.

Shame on the two local Tories who seem to think that words need to be punished by their mate's police force, yet out in the real world an egg throwing is treated in the manner that it should be, as a trivial matter that shouldn't require a lengthy investigation and excessive costs, just to make these b*stards feel that they are important, when in reality they are just sad, pathetic, cowardly little wastes of good skin.

ATAB
K

The Tim Loughton story continues.

Remember when Tim Loughton stood in Parliament and claimed that the investigation into him for sending me a very rude email in response to a polite email sent by myself was an outrage?

Remember how he made up loads of stories about me, and claimed  that I was a very nasty individual?

Remember when he claimed that investigating people for using freedom of speech in a manner intended to cause offence to others, was absolutely outrageous?

Remember when he said "Bollocks" a lot?

Well, it seems like "Bollocks" was the right word, because he is clearly fluent in it, at the same time as spewing all of this bullsh*t, he was arranging a police investigation into myself. What for you ask? For expressing my freedom of speech in a manner that he didn't like.

 He didn't stop there though, he also claimed that I was "stalking" him, this may appear crazy, as it clearly is, however under the accusation of "stalking" there are a raft of special powers available to the police, obviously this was engineered as a backup plan after his first attempt at having me prosecuted failed miserably, so a week after being told that the allegations made by him were dropped, I returned home to find eight angry rozzers hiding in my hallway, waiting to jump on me and leave me unconscious, I was then transported to Worthing police station, semi conscious, face down on the floor of a transit van, with a dislocated shoulder.

 I was refused medical attention by Sussex Police and refused the right to have someone informed of my whereabouts. During this time, the waste of skin that is Councillor Darren Burns had been informed of my arrest by someone within Sussex Police, despite it being nothing to do with him whatsoever, he was spreading his bile on social media before even my solicitor had been informed of my whereabouts.

 Sussex Police then turned over my flat and swiped a shed load of my stuff, including political papers which were not listed as suitable items for removal under the terms of the search warrant they had unlawfully obtained from a crooked magistrate. They also had a good look around for drugs as well, as my collection of snuff boxes and vesta cases had all been inspected, strange considering that the warrant only entitled them to look for computer equipment and mobile phones, I don't recall ever keeping my PC or phone in a coco pops box in the kitchen, but hey, the police are obviously a bit stupid like that, not forgetting corrupt, as clearly the inside of a cereal box in the cupboard is not "in clear view" as outlined in search warrant rules.

 One of the officers even took a shit in my toilet and didn't flush it, this just shows the sort of animals employed by Sussex Police. They also quite patently stole some of my toilet paper as well, I don't recall reading anything about the right to crap in my house and steal my property outlined in any search laws.

 Anyway, they stole my 2 computers, my mobile phone, and my Voodoo Doll. Obviously they found nothing illegal on any of my computers or my phone, and the papers that they took were completely irrelevant, maybe they couldn't read. All of my property was promptly returned upon a rather firm request from myself, except for the voodoo doll for some reason, which they still have.

 I was placed on bail and released home almost 12 hours later, Last week I returned to answer the bail and was given a document claiming that the bail had been extended and I was required to return at the end of August. Strangely someone didn't read the PACE rules on bail conditions and I was never asked to sign the second bail agreement, and didn't even meet face to face with the officer granting it, I was also not given the opportunity to challenge the conditions placed upon me. So I went to my solicitor and requested that they challenge the bail conditions, as they were clearly unconstitutional, even though technically they were unenforceable as the correct procedure was not followed by the custody sergeant who preferred to cut corners.

 The court date had been set for Monday for me to challenge this nonsense in a public and unbiased arena, strangely on Friday, the last working day before court, I received a call informing me that I was no longer required to answer bail, and that the case had been dropped, and I was a free man.

 Strange thing is, I'm not hearing Tim Loughton shouting to the world and his tabloid friend that the investigation that he and his mates launched against me was a complete waste of time, money and resources. I expect that he might have a go about me not being prosecuted for "stalking" him though, even though the only time I see the idiot is when he comes to my town, I've never followed him anywhere and I wouldn't want to either, in fact I wish that he'd just stay at home in Burgess Hill and leave the people of Shoreham to be represented by someone who actually knows something about the place.

 Well, now that I am a free man, until at least the time that Loughton chooses to make up some more stories, I shall enjoy my freedom of speech and let the world know that like all Tories, he only believes in freedom of speech if it's him speaking, and is not afraid to exploit his position in order to have his detractors beaten and abducted.

 Did I mention that coincidentally one of the police officers involved was a member of Shoreham Conservative Club, presided over by a certain Mr Tim Loughton, and that one of the search warrant documents was in the name of "Barry Francis" instead of "Kieran".

 All in all, an interesting experience, and a real eye opener into the power wielded by a corrupt politician who just happens to be good mates with the local Police Commissioner.

ATAB
K

Adur's parking profit.

Spotted this in the press, It seems that, as usual Adur's councillors aren't able to understand simple statistical analysis.

Being ranked in a relatively low position in order of profit made, is meaningless in real terms, as other factors need to be addressed, a rank position judged by profit per 100 residents per sq mile of area covered, or other such means would be far more useful. Obviously I can't be arsed to do all the maths for that, so I looked at the councils ranked either side (274 and 276) and clearly the simple ranking by amount of profit made, is clearly useless, Take a look at the area covered by our closest neighbours in the list.

Yes, to Adur's 16.14 sq Miles, the council that made slightly more has 145.8 sq miles, and the one just below has 225.2 sq miles of area in which to make profit from parking.

Adur is a very small district council and so should be much farther down this list in order to suggest that this is a good thing, but facts are never that important to the numpties who can only judge success by quoting misleading statistics.

TTFO
K

You can take the member out of UKIP

but he'll still behave like a complete and utter member.

The complete ignorance of our civic "leaders" clearly knows no bounds.

I was sent this:

Yes it's apparently it's those "damn Spaniards" again, and our former UKIP, now Tory Chair of Council has a real bee in his bonnet about "GibraltEr", which I am led to believe is a "country" somewhere near Spain, which is "truEly great".

I wonder if it's anywhere near Gibraltar, the self governing British overseas territory?

ATAB
K

Tim Loughton accepts the truth.

Coming through Shoreham today, I spotted something that made me laugh, two signs so close together, and so appropriately connected.

Yes, as Timbo deserts his constituents in order to swan around the country pretending that he is still the junior children's minister, despite being sacked last year, his new local office aptly displays his commitment to the residents of East Worthing and Shoreham.

He is indeed lazy, and lacking commitment, and toadying is a second language to our Timmy, congratulations on finally admitting it.

ATAB
K

It's official, I'm off the naughty step.

Well, it's been a long fight, but at long last, I have succeeded in securing removal from ADC's vile illegally operated blacklist.

Here's the proof:

Click to see bigger image.

It is funny to call the b*stards this morning to be told that the idiot telephone monkeys at ADC had decided t place further sanctions on myself, which mean that when I call to chase up an out of date (by about 9 months) DPA/FOI request, I am put through to a special answerphone with some sanctimonious bitch telling me that I am not permitted to speak to anyone. Hardly being treated in the same way as any other customer is it? But I suppose that ADC's telephone monkeys have always had ideas way above their station and rather than just answering calls and transferring them to the relevant department they seem to think that their job is far more important and they should be able to demand your name and the reason for wanting to speak to someone other than them, and they take great exception to being told that it's none of their damn business, despite the fact that it is actually none of their damn business.

No wonder ADC consistently fail to reach DPA and FOI deadlines, nobody is allowed to remind them to do their job as required by law because some dumb bint with a headset thinks that they have a very important job, when in reality it could be done by a one armed chimp.

TTFO
K

ADC Blacklist.

Well, after going to all the trouble of penning a little rhyme about Adur Council's parks department refusing to accept the basic idea of calendar, and truth, they go and do a U-Turn.

Anyway, here's the little ditty anyway:

I hope that you like it, I do.

As for the U-Turn; it appears that  am, as of today, off of this vile list of lies distributed in order to persecute innocent people for acts committed against them by members of ADC staff like Jeremy Sergeant.

Anyway, the fact that I'm now off the naughty step is a bonus, despite the fact that it should have been their staff member on it and not myself, and the ICO concluded that they were out of order to be spreading lies about people but that doesn't matter to ADC and due to the vile localism act, they get to decide whether they are breaking the law or not, and surprise, surprise, they never do.

Oh well, good riddance to bad bullshit.

TTFO
K

PS. I saw something hilarious last night on the way through Shoreham Town centre.

Staggering out of the off licence opposite Coronation Green was my local democratically elected representative, Boozer Burns. Clearly p*ssed as a newt and wobbling all over the pavement clutching a 3 litre bottle of strong cider like it was a new born baby.

Some might say that he represents a few of my neighbours perfectly, quite a few of them are on benefits and several drink cheap booze to excess and can be seen staggering around, ripped to the gills, maybe he's just choosing to represent them.

How many months make 12?

Well, according to Adur Council the answer is 13.

Yes, as well as claiming power over all things local, they are now insisting that 12 months from 1st August 2012, is the 31st August 2013, they have taken over the bloody calendar now as well.

How could they possibly do this? you ask. Well, they can do whatever the f*ck they like apparently. I am of course speaking about their illegal blacklist, upon which I was placed by their allotment manager Jeremy Sergeant, after he chose to punch me whilst I was out shopping with my family.

I did go to the trouble of forcing an ICO investigation into the whole blacklist operation, from which the outcome was in my favour and the council were forced to remove the majority of the lies that they had been distributing to all and sundry, however, they counteracted this by making up some new bullshit stories to put on their blacklist, in order to, last August 1st, sentence me to another year of their lies being distributed as fact, all made up and shared by Mr Jeremy Cook, maybe it's something to do with being called Jeremy that makes you a fat ignorant piece of sh*t who is unable to tell the truth if your life depended upon it.

Anyway, as the review date was set for 12 months after the latest bout of bullshit, I assumed that this was a real world 12 months, and not an ADC 12 months, which they claim is on the 31st August. I obviously challenged this decision, and assumed that if the 12 months had expired, that clearly made me no longer present on their blacklist, and any attempt to distribute this information after the 12 month period was unlawful under the DPA.

Now, the fact that I have not received a response clearly means that I am officially off the blacklist, as I received no response to my official challenge. I did try and get them to confirm this but apparently they are all on holiday and so the 12 months deadline has been moved back to the 31st.

Imagine the prison riots that would take place if prisoners weren't released from their punishment until the prison governor got back from his holiday, or even the merry hell that would ensue if someone decided not to bother paying their council tax bill until they had got back from their break in the sun. It's f*cking ludicrous, 12 months is 12 months, not 13, and if ADC think that they can extend their abuse of my freedom for a second longer they have another thing coming.

I'm now off this vile blacklist, my formal letter made this clear, and if they want to publish their lies any further and add me again for another year then this is war, and if they think that I fought hard for the last two years, they are in for a surprise, because any further attempts to distribute lies about me will be met with equal and proportionate response, I shall start making up some pretty exciting stories about these b*stards.

ATAB
K

AdurCalling Win hidden amidst Adur Council denials.

Saw an interesting piece in last weeks Harald.

From The Harald, click to engorge.

A bit of a change of plan then? Yes, the "silly rumours" need to be openly claimed to be silly rumours, rather than valid concerns which appear to have been quite well founded in my opinion, after all there was never any business partnership at all was there? Maybe I just photoshopped the freely available documents proving this, I am the villain of the piece after all, (they were real by the way).

No mention of Mendo's former business partner in this story though, despite his repeated name checking in previous stories, lie this one amongst others:

 So the "Wall of Fame" isn't going to be a "Wall of Fame", despite it being referred to as a "Wall of Fame" numerous times in all the stories relating to this fiasco, as for calling it a "Wall of Names" what a bloody crap name, but ADC are not known for their creativity, unless of course it's "creative accounting" we're talking about.

 I wonder how the artist who will be painting the mural feels about his work being covered with what appears to be heading dangerously towards becoming an advertising hoarding, after all if the cost is covered by sponsorship, there is bound to be some form of advertising involved, companies don't usually pay for things that don't have their name displayed prominently?

Another Tory U-Turn, only this time it's likely to save us from p*ssing money up the wall, either way, you can thank me later for saving you all a few quid, and learn from this that these people just can't be trusted and we need to keep a bloody close eye on them.

Until next time.......

TTFO
K

Who's been a naughty boy then?

It's funny that certain professional liars "politicians" seem to really enjoy spreading stories about their accusations against myself, and courting their mates in the press to distribute their lies, yet when they are on the receiving end, they fall very silent.

Remember this little gem from Spotty Boozer?

Strangely he isn't so keen to publicise it when it's his mate on the receiving end. I guess that I can now sleep safely, knowing that the leader of Adur District Council, Neil (Grand Moff) Parkin has been taken on a little jaunt to Worthing Custody Centre.

Artist's impression.

Yes, Old Parkin spent a few hours in the company of the local constabulary this week, but obviously they want to keep this under wraps because obviously it wouldn't be good for everyone to know that we are being led by the kind of person who is currently under investigation by the police for being a very naughty boy, but I suppose that they kept it quiet when our MP was being questioned last year as well. I wonder if they'll try and keep it quiet again after he was asked a few questions recently too.

I did hear someone recount a story I heard about a recent ADC meeting, obviously I cannot comment on whether it is true or not, I wasn't there.

Apparently during the last council meeting, Parkin took the floor and before he could speak, from the public gallery, came the shout of "C*nt". The Chairman stepped in and demanded, "Who called our leader a c*nt?". The reply came from the public gallery "Who called that c*nt, our leader?".

Like I say, I'm only repeating what I heard, it might not be true.

ATAB
K

A bit of advertising?

I am unsure whether Members of Parliament are allowed to get involved in advertising of products and companies, but if you ask me it's a bit iffy, I refer to this:


Did you get that? Yes, Manhattan Furniture, if you didn't, another mention of that name will be along in a moment, if you missed them both, then there's a picture of their logo just to ensure that you were aware of Manhattan Furniture and their "top of the range kitchens".

This little advert was distributed to everyone on Loughton's mailing list, who were maybe expecting information relating to the democratic occurrences in East Worthing and Adur, but instead were provided with information about a private company.

How does Timbo know that Manhattan Furniture make exceedingly good kitchens? Has he got one, or is he getting one any time soon? I bet they could do him a great deal on one if he was.

What was the name of that company again?

Manhattan, Manhattan, Manhattan! Did you all get that?

It is quite funny that he didn't get an invite on his own merits though, and had to rely on a blag to get into Buck House, maybe in exchange for a bit of free advertising. Not quite up to standard of the lobbying scandals of other MPs, but hey a freebie is still a freebie, and a politician that is for sale is never a good thing.

ATAB
K