These poor misunderstood individuals have for years been viewed as "arrogant arseheads" when they stand in front of ordinary people like you or I, and make the statement "Don't you know who I am", too often this is misunderstood by Joe Public as a sign that we should of course be aware of their supposed status in society due to their job title, when in fact it is simply a cry for help.
You see, when forced to interact with the hoi polloi, they sometimes get confused, sometimes even to the point that they completely forget who they are. We shouldn't persecute them for this, we should try and understand the mental anguish that they are clearly suffering, which has caused them to be in a situation where they are so confused that they have to rely on you or I to be able to tell them their name and job title.
Luckily Parliament have now decided that all Tory MPs should wear a simple notice, so that if we find them in this confused state, we can simply return them to Parliament, in order that they can be given a nice big glass of Armagnac and a King Edward (no this isn't another potato reference, honest) and lots of reassurance to reinforce their imagined demigod status in an environment where nobody would dare to challenge their delusions.
Bloody good idea I reckon.
K
