Monday 18 March 2013

Police release official statement.

Lifted from "Splash".

Well, looks like the truth is finally wriggling it's way out of the Loughton sack o' fibs.



A clear and concise, and independent, account of the situation in full. Including a clear statement that Loughton's claim of a £100,000 cost is "fanciful", after all, with his party's budget cuts they don't have that kind of money to throw around.

I am, of course, very pleased to see that despite his attempts to exploit his privileged position to gain access to information not legally available to any other person being investigated for an alleged criminal offence, this was refused. It's a shame that they refused politely, they should have used his choice of communication in order to put this across, in my humble opinion.

Quite amusing to note that despite all of his bile, spewed in Parliament and the right-wing media, he hasn't submitted a formal complaint to Sussex Police, maybe he thinks that this route is only taken by the plebeian masses, although by true Roman standards he would in fact be viewed as a "pleb", and people like me, Capite censi, although technically as my head is no longer counted after being "sacked" maybe I am now judged below that level, and as such, now feel the need to proclaim....

I am Spartacus!

K