Today's news brings us this story. It looks like, when he informed us on Matt Forde's podcast, that since being sacked he now just sits at the back a pisses about, he wasn't kidding.
He can be clearly seen whooping like an orgasmic baboon at a jungle print outfit worn by another Tory who is being ridiculed by her fellow party members for her choice of outfit. This coming from Mr Fashion Sense himself, owner of electric blue slacks, pastel sports jackets and turquoise leather loafers only makes this funnier.
This idiot seems so pleased with himself for his actions that he nearly falls off his seat, which hopefully will happen soon because if he thinks that the best way to represent the People of Adur is to sit at the back of the class and act like a twat, then he needs to be got shot of, quick smart.
If only he really could sack me instead of making arrogant claims of doing so without actually having any right to, then at least then he wouldn't be representing me as a constituent when he acts like a five year old, but apparently he IS my MP whether he wants to think that he is above this task or not, and despite thinking that he can make up the law as he goes along he can't, after all he's just a parliamentary nobody.
If only I still had my Voodoo doll, it would look like a sodding porcupine by now, I'll have to make a new one now.
Luckily Parliament has closed for the holidays now, so Loughton won't have to darken our doors for a couple of months, let's hope that he stays at home in Buggers Hole and suffers a nasty gardening accident during his overpaid break, sadly I expect he'll be whoring himself to the media full time now, unless of course he gets himself nicked, then he'll have to sod off to the Maldives to console himself.
ATAB
K
