"Official" response?

After the childish antics of certain backbench Tories this week, apparently the "official" spokesperson of the "Rough Trade" within Parliament has spoken.

Yes apparently we need to "lighten up", because what these idiots are doing to our country is all a bit of a laugh really, nothing to concern ourselves about. We shouldn't worry that our parliamentary representatives are just doing it for a laugh, and are looking to receive a pile of extra cash for pissing around like school kids at the "end of term", even though school kids have longer terms and shorter holidays than these clowns, and the funding of education is pitiful compared to the cash that is thrown at these self proclaimed "Rough Traders".

What exactly IS the selection process followed to allow a backbench Tory to sit in that corner of the house? The mind boggles.........